jane-buz-jane: consulting-meerkat: hellocuriouscat: pentha: My favorite deep thought is: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re...
rachelberet: imagine how weird our society would be if pEOPLE RANDOMLY STARTED SCREAMING MIDSENTENCE LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET
Guys, I'm sure I have a reputation somewhere in...
jinkerbell: 2crazy2function: 1-yearstation: BECAUSE HE’S AN ASS MAN god but he so is
Never put straight up coconut oil in your hair. It stinks the shit out of it. I swear I’ve never smelled anything more disgusting then that. And it takes DAYS to get out. But it makes your hair look really pretty and shiny. + There are coconut oils that you can buy for your hair but I didn’t actually use that. I used like coconut oil. Real greasy oil.
superboyfriends: when almost everyone on your dash follows each other so it’s the same post over and over for ten minutes
expectolizzito: not being religious but praising jesus and blessing people anyway
Parents: Your room is a mess.
Me: Actually according to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the universe tends toward disorder so it's not really my fault.
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
What if EXO discovers our Tumblrs?
Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
Tao: I don't even own Gucci...
Chen: I was saying girl not gull
Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch
Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.
When you love a band:
band: *ties shoe*
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS
me: OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS
me: OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS
pastor at funeral: We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.
gtop kills me…. ugh…
I’m not boring, I’m in love.– Georg Listing (via tokiohotelusa)
A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and boys and brotips
my blog: rockstars half naked
STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
"This password is weak." I DON'T CARE! I WANT THIS...